"One day my parents sat me down and asked me who I wanted to live with. They weren‘t getting a divorce they were just curious."
"I give blood 4 times a year to be less and less related to my family."
In Brian Kiley‘s world many things are happening all at once. When he was a kid, his parents made some mistakes, just ask his brother Vivian. His pregnant wife is having cravings for other men. His six year old daughter is constantly chewing gum, Nicorette Gum. On his new album from New Wave Dynamics, “SELF PORTRAIT,“ Brian shares his insights into becoming a father, a husband, and why, when he was a kid, he had to burn down his lemonade stand to collect the insurance. Through all of it he has been able to seek solace in the fact that at least now he‘s a grown up.
Brian Kiley is an Emmy Award winning Comedy Writer and a six time winner of “The Writers Guild Award“ for comedy writing. He has been a staff writer for Conan O‘Brien since 1994. He has appeared several times on “The Late Show with David Letterman,“ “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno“ and “Late Night with Conan O‘Brien,“ and he performs regularly at clubs in L.A.
Brian has a recurring role in the Cartoon Networks “Delocated“ sitcom. Other shows that he has appeared on include “The Bonnie Hunt Show,“ “Comedy Central Presents,“ “Dr. Katz Professional Therapist,“ “The CBS Morning Show,“ “Spotlight Cafe,“ “Caroline‘s Comedy Hour,“ “Comedy On The Road,“ and “An Evening at the Improv.“
Brian‘s jokes have been featured in the Reader‘s Digest January 2010, February 2010, and September 2007 issue “Laugh Riot Funniest Issue Ever!“